The Blog Retirement Article

Well hello there! I don’t need to tell you that the Blog has been pretty much dormant for the past year-plus. There are more than a few reasons for that, and it’s not just Covid. Yes, the season being cancelled last year took a lot of wind out of everyone’s sails, and while there is…

2020 Men’s Power Rankings, 3/7

Hello folks. Remember to set your clocks FORWARD tomorrow. Don’t lose out on an extra hour of daylight! Enjoy the darkness when you wake up in the morning for a 6AM practice or when you go to work! That’s not miserable at all! Hey, at least that means an extra hour for Happy Hour. Which…

End of Season Awards – 2018-2019 (M)

Something said in the blog chat got me fired up again after a long and grueling summer. I won’t say what it is, but I realized that it is that time again to blog. While the years go on, I slowly find myself trying to find the motivation to pick up my lazy hands and…

FINAL 2019 POWER RANKINGS, MENS

Hi. I have awoken from my summer slumber to give you our final version of the 2019 Power Rankings. Maybe later this year we will do a “WAY TOO EARLY 2020 POWER RANKINGS” because the chodes on ESPN really like that kind of shit. But, that’s for later on, when I’m done traveling and living…

Provide the Blog Feedback, 2019 Edition!

With much excitement but also sadness, another amazing DIII season will come to an end today at the Men’s and Women’s finals. However, do not fear. DIII Tennis will continue on after today, and I am excited to say that with DIII Tennis comes another year of our Division III Tennis blog. Many of my…

2019 Power Rankings, 4/11

Power Rankings are brought to you by the all-knowing D3RegionalNEC, not myself this week. Enjoy his take on sassy blurbs. I’m off to binge watch Game of Thrones for the third time. ASouth, OUT.

2019 Power Rankings, 4/5

I’m late on Power Rankings and Pool C. Here are your rankings. I’ve added the SLAM Tennis rankings to our overall spreadsheet if you’re interested in how robots are taking over the world. If not, just look at the logos, that’s cool too.

2019 Power Rankings, 3/29

Hi all. West Women’s beat me to a Pool C article and that is quite embarrassing. Here are Power Rankings, though! Note that today’s and yesterday’s results are not included in the rankings as these were done Wednesday evening.

2019 Power Rankings, 3/19

Hi I am back from vacation. I hope you enjoyed my Ariana Grande article because she is blowing up on Twitter omg. Here are the week’s Power Rankings that you have been clamoring for, and that many people have been talking about. Many people have said that these are the best Power Rankings that have…

2019 Power Rankings, 3/4 Edition

Hi all! I was late with Power Rankings last week because the blogger team slacked off. I am not to blame at all and no blame should be placed on me. For comments and concerns, please direct them to my lawyer, D3RegionalNEC. All other concerns, please direct to my “fixer” D3RegionalASouth. Here are your Power…