First Four On: A 10,000′ look at Central Singles

It’s been a minute since my last article on the Central Region 5s and I’m sorry that the 4s have had to wait so long (however, now the 1-4s know how the 5s and 6s feel waiting for them to finish their matches). Since I’m behind – and it sounds like people really miss the…

Central Season Preview: They Got Five On It

  What if I told you, he wasn’t the greatest. That a region would fail to protect its greatest natural resource. That sometimes it is a matter of life and saying, “On It”. That no one can outrun the truth. What if I told you, he wasn’t the only Nike shoes reseller. That you can…

ITA Rules Everything Around Me: Issue 3

Friday. October 4, 2019. Central   ITA Rules Everything Around Me: Panic! At the Zoo (Issue 3)   Good Morning to all of the half-awake student-athletes on the bus headed to Day 1 at the Zoo!!   If you’re up and reading this at publishing… you should probably get to bed if you want to do…

Central Rules Everything Around Me: Issue 1

Thursday. September 26, 2019. C.R.E.A.M. With minute exactness, to the smallest particular, to a Tee. The Central gears up for ITA season. Issue 1   Welcome Back to the Central Region! Everyone knows that ASouth’s first article of the year is the official start of blog season (even if it’s a recap article of last season).…

This Week (and kind of next) in the Central: March 8-15, 2019 – A 5000′ View

This Week (and kind of next) in the Central: March 8-15, 2019 – A Five Thousand Foot View It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of UTR, it was the age of TRN, it was the epoch of ON IT, it was the epoch of post-match…

All Central Everything

This is ten percent Individuals Update, twenty percent Dual Match Preview, fifteen percent concentrated power of stream of consicousness writing, five percent memes, fifty percent State of the Region, and a hundred percent reason to remember the Central Region’s the best region.  Tl;dr: The Central Region Individual Rankings are out, cool. Doubles gets more love…

Central Region Top Dogs: Fall Review

Wowza, sorry for the tardiness on this y’all – a combination of responsibilities and those ridiculously talented kids on Stranger Things really set me back. Woo…the sprint of Fall Tennis has finally passed and now it’s time to look back and see how the top central teams have fared. No tournament or moment encapsulates the…

Central Region Service Announcement

This is a Central Region Service Announcement. Sponsored by Hyper-G and the good folks at division3tennis.com   “Fellow D3tennis fans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this statement as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation.” – Producer JustBlaze (suspected D3 tennis fan)  …