2019 Season Preview: Colby Mules

Hello again, and Happy Holidays, readers!  As you finish up your last minute Christmas shopping, our gift to you is a few season previews to read while you’re watching holiday movie re-runs for the umpteenth time or sitting by the fireplace watching below average college football. Recently we’ve had previews for Bates, Hopkins, CMS and…

2020 Season Preview: POOL B!!!

Seasons Greetings, everyone. Not sure who out there is thinking about D3 Tennis right now, but I hope you’re ready for what I am confident is the most confusing season preview of the year. Whether your team is directly involved in this or not, I recommend giving this post a skim, as there are potential…

Season Preview: #25 Johns Hopkins

Let me start off with this tweet from NewD3Central, who apparently wants to put more effort into Season Previews than he can actually give. This is a common theme of NewD3Central, you see. He often promises things that he can’t deliver on, loves social media, and has a lot of millennial tendencies. Want a good…

2019 SEASON PREVIEW: Bates Bobcats

We’re continuing the season of previews with a look at the unranked Bates Bobcats. That is not a sentence Bates fans (and we have some doozies going back to back-to-back infamous bracket reveals and even @ForehandFla) are used to reading, however after a couple 5-4 losses to UW-Whitewater and Babson last spring, the Bobcats find…

2020 Season Preview: #40 Carleton Knights

Fast Facts Location: Northfield, Minn. (45 miles south of Minneapolis) Head Coach: Stephan Zweifel, 23rd year as head coach (and here’s your yearly reminder that he’s also a biology professor and perhaps the only coach in D3 tennis with a Ph.D. in molecular genetics!) Assistant Coaches: Nick Crossley (ninth year) and Josh Heiden (sixth year).…

2020 Season Preview: #22 Sewanee Tigers

Let’s be honest, I’m only posting this preview because I bet someone (who doesn’t know I’m a blogger) D3Northeast’s under on The Blog posting 2.5 previews this week. Guess who’s $5 richer, this guy. Just kidding, I would never do something so unethical. But actually, the real reason is because the D3 spring season is…

2020 Season Preview: #22 Caltech Beavers

Welcome back, readers, to another year of season previews! Northeast started us off with some MIDNIGHT MADNESS yesterday, previewing Tufts, and I’ll be kicking off my sophomore blogging campaign with a little Taco Tuuuuuuuuuuesdayyyyyyyy action from Southern California! You know SoCal’s taco game is on point, and though we stan Torchy’s, you’re not beating California…

2020 Season Preview: #17 Tufts Jumbos

SEASON! PREVIEWS!! ARE!!! HERE!!!! What you’re about to read over the next few months may be some of the most insanely idiotic guesswork you’ve ever seen. At no point in our rambling, incoherent previews will we be even close to anything that could be considered rational thought. In fact, all of you readers may be…

Season “Pre”view: #35 Oberlin College Yeomen

Location: Oberlin, OH Coach: Eric Ishida ITA National Ranking: #35 (2.28.19 Rankings) ITA Regional Ranking: #9 (1.17.19 Rankings) Blog Power Ranking: #42 (barely) Twitter Handle: @Yeo_MTEN UTR Power 6: 60 Oberlin 2018 Spring Season & 2019 thus far tl;dr:  Oberlin ended the 2018 season 11-10, secured a win over a nationally ranked team, and finished…