It’s been a minute since my last article on the Central Region 5s and I’m sorry that the 4s have had to wait so long (however, now the 1-4s know how the 5s and 6s feel waiting for them to finish their matches). Since I’m behind – and it sounds like people really miss the…
Whaddup readers. Today we’re jetting out to the Pacific Northwest aka the Land of Carmelo Anthony to take a moderately deep dive into the Northwest Conference with the exception of Whitman, who will be getting their own preview at some point. I think? I’ve spent the last two years predicting Whitman’s downfall, only to watch…
Today I’m here with a Brandeis season preview, so you know what that must mean…Kool-Aid time, boys and girls! People accused me of thinking Brandeis was the new Wesleyan last year, but look what happened. If I were petty, i would’ve quote tweeted and thrown them back at you a-la Tyler, the Creator. But I…
Happy Monday folks! For the first time in a while, I am actually intrigued by this Super Bowl matchup, because it’s a classic unstoppable force vs. immovable object scenario and I’m here for it. It’s also great that the Patriots aren’t in it. Anyways, along with the Super Bowl, the spring season of D3 tennis…
So the shift key on my computer only works about a third of the time right now. I’m 100% NOT going to use the caps lock to make sure everything is capitalized as it should be, so just bear with me through this article. Alright, it’s been a few weeks and there’s currently a Top…
This is not going to be your typical intro, so if you’re not in a reflective mood about things larger than DIII tennis, that’s ok. Feel free to move on down to the #WallOfBlurbs and the Amherst season preview below… 5 years ago I wrote a season preview with an intro about the passing of…
Welcome back everyone! This was going to be out a few days ago but then I got busy reworking my 401(k) with our resident retirement specialist AVZ (shout-out bond funds) and then I sat in awe watching Joe Burrow carve up Clemson. But fear not! With teams kicking off practice in the next couple of…
What if I told you, he wasn’t the greatest. That a region would fail to protect its greatest natural resource. That sometimes it is a matter of life and saying, “On It”. That no one can outrun the truth. What if I told you, he wasn’t the only Nike shoes reseller. That you can…
Central Region Preview: Central Team Six (Singles) Do lineup positions have stereotypes? Are there characteristics unique to great Sixes? What is the revolving door? I hope to touch on these questions in my first season preview. As you can probably tell these are neither my favorite nor my forte (seeing as this is late for my self-prescribed…
Hello everyone! I lost interest in the LSU-Oklahoma game very quickly, so I decided to write up a little preview. I’m also writing this because New Central was supposed to post yesterday and I know Northeast will blow a gasket if someone didn’t post a preview, so I took it upon myself. This preview will…
