The Blog Retirement Article

Well hello there! I don’t need to tell you that the Blog has been pretty much dormant for the past year-plus. There are more than a few reasons for that, and it’s not just Covid. Yes, the season being cancelled last year took a lot of wind out of everyone’s sails, and while there is…

NE UPDATE: SPRING BREAK VS CORONAVIRUS

NE SPRING BREAK UPDATE Can I tell you how dispiriting it is in the Blog group chat right now? Every couple hours there’s some new news on another school doing something related to the Coronavirus, or the stock market, or the presidential race or college basketball or something else equally as depressing. I bet if…

2020 Men’s Power Rankings, 3/7

Hello folks. Remember to set your clocks FORWARD tomorrow. Don’t lose out on an extra hour of daylight! Enjoy the darkness when you wake up in the morning for a 6AM practice or when you go to work! That’s not miserable at all! Hey, at least that means an extra hour for Happy Hour. Which…

Northeast Women’s 2020 Season Preview

Hello hello hello! I’ve finally awoken from my winter hibernation, and thanks to the groundhog, I know that spring is just around the corner!!! And you know what that means – tennis is finally back ladies and gents! My fellow women’s writers have already put out some fire content and huge shoutout to our new…

2020 Season Previews: #7 Bowdoin Polar Bears

Welcome back to another episode of season previews. Today we’re taking a trip up I-95 to Maine and visiting with the Bowdoin Polar Bears. Bowdoin has been a consistent title contender during the past four years (The Urken-Jiang dynasty), finishing with a title, a runner up finish, a final four and a Quarterfinal finish. This…

Untitled Wesleyan Invitational Preview…Game

It’s Friday night and I’m blogging about a fall tournament. I loathe myself. Down in Georgia we are left with two players in the singles draw AND UNSURPRISINGLY THEY’RE BOTH FROM THE NE!!! Stan Superman Morris and Boris Aaron Sorkin have a rematch of the New England ITA final to see which player brings home…

2019 Wallach Recap

People love fall. They love the chill in the air. They love carving pumpkins, pumpkin spice, and yeah some of them just love being basic. For me, my love of fall stems from sports. I love that the playoff baseball keeps you up far too late every night of the week. I love the stress…

A very belated New England ITA recap

I’m back, tennis fans! After a bit of a hiatus (which I warned you about), I’m here and as excited as ever to recap the great tennis weekend that was the New England Regional. There was a ton of really high level tennis being played, lots of new names to learn, upsets to be witnessed,…

2019 Season Preview – The Blog & Stuff Like Dat

I told you that we’d be back. It took a while. It took my colleagues to ridicule me and berate me until I barely had a will to live. But, I come back to you a stronger, more philosophical writer. I come back to you all with a deeper understanding of what it means to…

2019 New England ITA Preview

Welcome, boys and girls, to the article that REALLY begins my blogging season. The Midd Invite recap is fine, but it’s just that, a recap. Everybody else is writing these generic preview and kickoff articles, but I’m here to bring you a stuffed ITA preview, full of mediocre writing, uneducated rantings, and what you all…