The Blog Retirement Article

Well hello there! I don’t need to tell you that the Blog has been pretty much dormant for the past year-plus. There are more than a few reasons for that, and it’s not just Covid. Yes, the season being cancelled last year took a lot of wind out of everyone’s sails, and while there is…

2020 Men’s Power Rankings, 3/7

Hello folks. Remember to set your clocks FORWARD tomorrow. Don’t lose out on an extra hour of daylight! Enjoy the darkness when you wake up in the morning for a 6AM practice or when you go to work! That’s not miserable at all! Hey, at least that means an extra hour for Happy Hour. Which…

D3RegionalNEC Sunday Night Regional Roundup

Just a quick Sunday night recap of some stuff that’s happened in the D3 Tennis world over the past few weeks. Let’s go: RPI Good news and bad news for this team so far. The good news? They beat both RIT and Rochester 9-0 to start the season. After losing to Rochester last year in…

2020 Season Preview: POOL B!!!

Seasons Greetings, everyone. Not sure who out there is thinking about D3 Tennis right now, but I hope you’re ready for what I am confident is the most confusing season preview of the year. Whether your team is directly involved in this or not, I recommend giving this post a skim, as there are potential…

Central Rules Everything Around Me: Issue 2

Tuesday. October 1, 2019.   Central Rules Everything Around Me: Leo reigns supreme but the North remains Black & Gold. (Issue 2)   The Central kicked off its ITA season with the Midwest Regional up in Minnesota hosted by Gustavus Adolphus College. Leo Vithoontien of Carelton was Vegas’ favorite coming in to the tournament, while…

Central Rules Everything Around Me: Issue 1

Thursday. September 26, 2019. C.R.E.A.M. With minute exactness, to the smallest particular, to a Tee. The Central gears up for ITA season. Issue 1   Welcome Back to the Central Region! Everyone knows that ASouth’s first article of the year is the official start of blog season (even if it’s a recap article of last season).…

Kicking off the 2019-2020 Season with D3RegionalNEC

It’s my fourth year of blogging, and even though the year is just starting, I’m experiencing a severe case of senioritis. You all better hope it’s one of those scenarios where I realize that if I don’t kick it into gear I might flunk out!  Anyway, with that intro out of the way, let’s jump…

2019 Blog Awards, Part 1

I’m finally taking a break from watching the USWNT crush in the World Cup to put together an article. This Nike ad just got me way too hype, and now I wanna see the good ol’ USA bring home some hardware. Speaking of, the Blog pooled our collective tennis minds to highlight some fantastic performances…

Senior Series: Podcast with Superwoman Gabi Kitchell

Happy Taco Tuesday, ladies and gentleman! Today I am dropping the hottest of tracks. The one and only Gabi Kitchell agreed to chat with me about all things in her life – her massive tennis success, her pregame snack ritual, the way she played better without practicing, managing to finish college with her son Sebastian…

FINAL 2019 POWER RANKINGS, MENS

Hi. I have awoken from my summer slumber to give you our final version of the 2019 Power Rankings. Maybe later this year we will do a “WAY TOO EARLY 2020 POWER RANKINGS” because the chodes on ESPN really like that kind of shit. But, that’s for later on, when I’m done traveling and living…