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NE Region Obituaries

We are the champions, my friends, and WEEEEEE’LLLLLLLLL KEEEEEEEP ON FIIIIIIIIGHTING TIL THE ENDDDDDDDDD! Not to beat a dead Stag (see what I did there) but for the 4th time in the last 5 years the National Champion has come out of my region. MINE! NOT YOURS!! The NESCAC now has the closest thing to…

NE NCAA Individuals Update

Hello again all you Northeastern hooligans. It’s time for another rousing round of everyone’s favorite game, hide the pickle, I mean, try to predict who will make NCAA’s! While Headmaster ASouth has been doing a wonderful job with his Pool C updates, the individual stuff falls on us lesser regional writers (Just sayin, in this…

UAA Consolation Preview

Wooooooooo! Today was a great day for DIII Tennis, I must say.  As you could probably tell from our updates, the UAA began today in what is probably going to be the best conference tournament this year.  And when I say the best, I say that not only because of the top teams in the…

Winner Goes to Disney – UAA Preview First Day + Semis

D3Central: This will be a joint preview between the almighty ASouth and myself (Central). The UAA teams were nice enough to make this work out extremely well with the three central teams in the top half of the bracket and the two ASouth teams in the bottom half. We will collaborate on our thoughts in…

NE Weekend Action

NE Weekend Action Ok, so first thing’s first, has anyone noticed that there seems to be a new, 5th region of DIII tennis? It is a region where the gravitational pull is so strong, that not even light (let alone Cal Lu) can escape it. That’s right, I’m talking about the black hole. Am I…

NE Weekend Preview: 4/12-4/13

WEEKEND PREVIEW Even though I have already posted 3 (count em, not one, not two, but three) articles in the past 24 hours, I’m not quite dead yet. Weekend preview comin atcha! Be forewarned, this is gonna be a pretty quick preview.   Saturday Midd @ Wesleyan 10am Midd is coming off their biggest win…

State of the Region Address: NE Part I

I know you all have been waiting, and now the time has come. It’s time for the State of the Region to end all State of the Regions. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME NORTHEAST DIII TENNIS?! Can’t you just hear the Monday Night Football Theme playing in the background? I’ve been prepping my rankings all…

NE Weekend Report Card 3/28-3/30

NE Weekend Report Card Let’s face it, what started out as a promising weekend of NE tennis turned into, well actually come to think of it, it was a pretty decent weekend of NE tennis. Because the last of the Spring Breaks are wrapping up, I’ve decided to get back to the classroom and start…

NE Weekend Preview 2/20-2/23

INDOORS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN INDOORS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ (Just insert indoors everytime you hear “badges”) All I keep hearing about is indoors. Blah blah blah indoors. Well I’ve had enough! Let’s take our NE minds off of Indoors and refocus them where they should always be, ranked NE tennis. Heck of a way to start…

Who Needs Indoors?

Valentine’s Day has come and gone and now it’s time for all you D3 tennis lovebugs out there to rejoice, it’s dual match season! Last weekend we saw Stevens Tech and Skidmore take the court as the first ranked Northeastern team to play “spring” matches. Skidmore blanked Union without dropping a set and Stevens suffered…