The Guru’s Top 20 Teams of the Past Five Years

As the blog historian, I wanted to come in with my version of a season kickoff article. This will review the top 20 teams of the past five years as determined by average finish between the 2011 and 2015 seasons. There is one exception to this which I will explain below. I will also take…

2016 Season Preview: #12 Johns Hopkins Blue Jays

Guess what readers! You’re going to be reading a lot of articles this weekend as Blizzard Jonas has touched down in the East Coast, meaning I have nothing better to do than blog for all of you guys.  Man, what a life.  I told Coach Tee the other day that I was hitting the slopes…

2016 Season Preview: #29 Sewanee Tigers

ASouth Edit: I started this preview about 4 weeks ago, after a happy hour/dinner with two of my main dudes.  As you probably realize, this preview didn’t finish because I got too sleepy after that dinner session (lots of margaritas, my god) but I am back after a few other previews to finish this one…

The 5 Types of D3Tennis Bloggers

By: The Hype Guy #5DoublesFTW and Top Dog Wannabe #heinrichmanuever In a surprise hit post from D3West yesterday, you all read about the 10 players you encounter in DIII Tennis.  This article gained a lot of traction, made us go #VIRAL on some random topical site about tennis, and garnered 15 retweets from loyal followers.…

2016 Season Preview: #31 Swarthmore Garnet

Look at me now, look at me now, I’m writin paperzzzz. (Shoutout to all the Hip Hop fans that get that reference).  It’s slow season at work right now and I’m just crunching out Season Previews with the best of em.  I’m shifting gears back into Men’s after a very successful Women’s preview earlier.  One…

2016 Women’s Season Preview: Case Western Spartans

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.  I admit I’ve put myself in a tough situation by procrastinating on my Season Previews, but with the help of D3TennisGreek, my dual role of AS Men’s and Central Women’s will get that much easier.  Oh, yes, that’s right… I am the new Central Women’s.  While…

2016 Season Preview: NC Wesleyan Bishops

Remember me? I was the first to get out two season previews, and I even promised a 3rd (Sorry, Sewanee), but a flurry of things hit me (vacation, work, general apathy) and I was unable to resurface until then.  Since my last season preview, here are some things that happened: It became 2016. Making a…

2016 Fantasy Team Recaps – DQuazzo & D3TennisGreek

All great things must come to an end. And that means the Team Recaps will soon be over for our 2016 Fantasy Draft.  Below, we will be previewing the final two teams, managed by Dante Quazzo and D3TennisGreek, two non-bloggers who got the opportunity to join us.  I was very impressed with both of these…

2016 Fantasy Draft Team Recaps – D3West & D3TennisBro

So, I took the weekend off and decided not to post any of the team recaps or anything I promised, which I guess you should be kind of used to by now.  Sorry, was spending time with some important peeps and trying to plan out what happy hour I was going to meet D3Central at…