Traditionally, the ITA Northwest region has been great for determining who could beat Whitman in the event of a Walla Walla ebola outbreak, but some NWC teams aren’t quite as willing to get nutted by the Squirrels this year. (Boom. Thrown shade, topical humor, testicle joke, and intrigue all in the first sentence). Anyways, buckle…
As I’m sure you’re all aware, the NCAA, ITA, and NAMBLA have finally teamed up to implement some widely popular rule changes in Division I tennis, which will be implemented throughout the 2015 Spring season this year. Foolish traditionalists somehow managed to prevent the far more knowledgeable NCAA from instituting 10-point tiebreakers for the 3rd…
It’s been a couple of days (maybe weeks) and I know that a lot of you probably won’t get to read this post until next season. I wanted to wrap up this year with a quick recap of the blog (nothing analytical) and give you a good idea for what to expect next season. It’s…
There was one day when I woke up and I had a vision. A vision that I should dedicate my life to DIII Tennis Blogging, giving feedback and recognition to players who worked their asses off but always played second or even third fiddle to their DI counterparts. I’m proud to say that the vision…
Man, I guess I’ve gotten a bit complacent, haven’t I? Ever since the end of the season I have been going through a tennis withdrawal, trying to wash my pain away in any way possible. Nothing has solved the problem so it looks like I’m back to write the Atlantic South Recap, because I owe…
As promised, here are my All-NE teams. I’m not nearly as nice as D3West (we all know that’s simply not true) so I’m not listing one player from each team. HOWEVER, I have made 4 separate teams. 1st and 2nd team ALL-NE are fairly self explanatory in that they are the 1st and 2nd best…
We are the champions, my friends, and WEEEEEE’LLLLLLLLL KEEEEEEEP ON FIIIIIIIIGHTING TIL THE ENDDDDDDDDD! Not to beat a dead Stag (see what I did there) but for the 4th time in the last 5 years the National Champion has come out of my region. MINE! NOT YOURS!! The NESCAC now has the closest thing to…
I have been instructed to follow the same format as Mr. D3West in our post season wrap up so in an effort to be a conformist (how fun is that!), here goes nothing. The Central region had another solid season filled with teams that are doubles specialist and grit out wins. It seems to be…
Well, the season is over, and what a season it was. It had everything. It had 5-4 matches galore, the birth of team hashtags, great comment debates, many great tennis teams, and, most importantly, tasteful shit talking. Ultimately, the racquets did the talking, and, though Amherst walked away the champion, the West region will finish…
Well, well, well. We’ve come to another conclusion of the DIII Tennis Season and boy has it been a great one. As promised, we’ll be recapping the year by region later on and giving out some cool awards that we think you should check back for. In the meantime, indulge yourself with our final power…